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Having a sundowner with friends and family whilst in Laikipia, Kenya. As the sun set near a watering hole, over 100 elephants came out of the trees to drink and play in the water. The best natural high you could ever experience. Amazing.

One of my fondest memories is of sitting in Piazza della Signoria, Florence whilst on holiday with my wife and kids, having lunch in a small open-air café.

Everything was perfect – the food, the wine, the language, the wine, the weather and the wine.

For our honeymoon, my wife & I went on safari in the Masai Mara. On the first night we were shown to our tent where we noticed a big lump under the covers of the bed. Starting to sweat about what type of creature had found its way into our tent, I grabbed a rock from outside before pulling back the bed covers to reveal… a hot water bottle!

I was sitting in a café bar in Banos, (below the Tungurahua volcano), Ecuador and asked the Jamaican gentleman playing the guitar to the customers if I could have a go. I took the guitar from him, cranked up the amplifier and hit my first power chord – simultaneously the whole town’s electricity supply went down and we were plunged in to complete darkness!

Out for a romantic dinner with my wife in Italy, and she decides to order our meal as she speaks a little Italian. It sounded really good to me, but the waiter responded (in English): “Sorry, we don’t have cannabis toppings on our pizzas”.

One of my favourite travel memories is visiting Spreepark – an abandoned theme park in Berlin.  It was quite an eerie experience, especially when the Ferris wheel started spinning slowly and creaking in the breeze.

Coming from the city of Glasgow where the underground goes round in a circle – the subway system in Tokyo coupled with my terrible sense of direction was very challenging…and for some reason basic Japanese spoken in a lovely Weegie accent results in much laughter from anyone you try to ask for help!

My wife and I spent our honeymoon in Italy, touring the North, from Venice to Milan.

During our time in Venice, we were enjoying a romantic sunset on the small island of San Giorgio Maggiore when a small film crew approached us and asked if we’d mind if they photographed us for a shampoo advert.

We were game for a laugh so said yes, but the irony that I might appear in a shampoo advert given that I’m follicly challenged was not lost.

I did my undergraduate degree in Paris so I had many a long haul flights from San Francisco to Paris and I almost always connected in London. Through the years on these flights I perfected comfortable travel hacks, some of which include no makeup, lose clothing, the best neck pillows money can buy and a very messy bun. On one of my more particularly comfortable trips from London to Paris I ended up sitting in the row behind Margot Robbie… She’s a bit more put together when she travels.

Having moved to Dubai in 2016, I quickly became amazed with how multi-cultural the city is; making friends with people from all over the world and learning about so many different cultures.  I no longer have an amazing view of Edinburgh Castle, but the year-round sun makes up for this tragic loss in my life.

December 31st 2010 I was in Sydney, Australia. We woke up early and travelled to Bondi Beach where I met a friend who took us to a remote spot at the wilderness reserve there and we spent the day surfing the most incredible waves. In the evening we returned to the city to watch the fireworks over the harbour and the famous Sydney opera house. That was a good day!

Having arrived in Miami on a girly holiday, and our luggage not arriving, we did the only sensible thing and hit the nearest bar. After ordering an extortionate drink (note to self: do not order a single malt old fashioned in the US), we decided to enjoy the last bit of the sun and headed out to a slightly disappointing balcony overlooking a car park.

After a few hours sitting on this balcony and questioning what Miami was all about, one of us ventured to the bathroom only to discover that we’d totally missed the outside pool along with DJ (Steve Aoki) and swim up bar. Fail.

This was one of the many life lessons on this trip – alongside the fact that I pick up accents ridiculously quickly and promptly sounded like I was born and bred in Miami.

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I was living in China at the time and had, very randomly, managed to secure a lucrative gig with an expat covers band. We’d been asked to play some songs during the opening ceremony of a new apartment complex. There were hundreds of people there but nobody had a clue who we were or what we were all about. It was a massively liberating experience and we chose the most weird covers we could think of. I sang ‘Ground Control to Major Tom’ and it was the most passionate moment of my life.

Anyone who has travelled to Lisbon before will likely have been told that the best way to see the city is to jump on the number 28 tram and take in the sights from one of Europe’s oldest working trams but what the don’t tell you that is due to their age these are very prone to breaking down… 

When visiting a couple of years ago, after queuing to get on for around two hours, we were at the furthest point when we reached a broken down tram with another very close behind us, with another very close behind it which then also got stuck. Unable to move in either direction, we had to get off and find our own way back. 

 Turns out that Lisbon from an Uber is nowhere near as exciting. 

When travelling to Turkey, our flight had just landed and we heard Turkish music on the plane, but it continued to play once we were on the tarmac and inside the airport, which I thought was very patriotic. I soon realised that the music was coming from my auntie’s old fashioned ghetto blaster which had tuned into a local Turkish station. We all started laughing, including all the passengers!

While we were in a hotel in the mountains of Italy, my fiancé and I went down to the car to get my phone charger at 2 a.m.

The main door accidentally closed and we were left outside in slippers and without a phone in the middle of the night. The only thing we could hear were some deer and wolves somewhere in the woods.

After a few minutes of panic, we started calling the hotel bell (the option of sleeping in the car was not appealing). When, the owner came down we found out that we could get in with our room key. In my defence nobody told us that we could.

After university I spent a year backpacking in Australia and on the way home stopped in Thailand for a week. I saw the sights of Bangkok, did a Thai cookery course in Chaing Mai, rode an elephant and did white water rafting.

When it was time to fly back to the UK it was so hot I boarded the plane in shorts and landed back in Edinburgh to snow!

As a university student I spent a long summer break in India, in a remote village called McLeod Ganj, where the Tibetan government-in exile was based.

Walking down the mountainside to a yoga class I spotted a donkey with a cut on his face.

I quickly decided the injured beast needed specialist attention and caught him using one of my shoelaces which I wrapped around his neck.

As I stumbled down the rocky road towards the next village dragging the unwilling animal, a fleet of black cars beetled past me and the last in line stopped.

Out stepped the Dalai Lama who praised me for my kindness and gave me a red string bracelet for my selfless act.

Seconds later the donkey decided he’d had enough of being ‘rescued’ and headed back to his grassy hangout – leaving me with a broken shoelace, a crimson bracelet and a rather red face.

Having just arrived on a visit to Santander, my friends & I realised we hadn’t eaten all day and were very hungry. There wasn’t much to eat at the airport, so we decided to go straight into town to try some traditional Spanish cuisine. We found a lovely looking tapas bar, but discovered that it was closed for SIESTA for the next 3 hours… just like every other restaurant, bar and shop in the town!

All we had in our bags at the time was a bottle of water and 4 pieces of milk chocolate. It was the longest 3 hours of my life, but chocolate never tasted so good!

Returning to Ethiopia for the second time to work in orphanages, I was eager to get back and see old friends, in particular our bus drivers son I had grown fond of during my previous visit. As I was coming out of Addis Ababa airport, the boy ran towards me wearing my favourite football teams shirt I had given him the previous year. A truly heart-warming moment.

I went back-packing in Thailand with some friends from university, and after 4 hours crammed in a sweaty van with 8 Thai locals and a chicken, we decided to go for a well-deserved swim in the Pacific Ocean. Everyone in our group put their hotel room keys and money in a watertight pouch, which one of my friends then put in his swimming trunks’ pocket (safety first!). Unfortunately, the pouch was lost at sea and never made it back… whoever found it when it presumably washed ashore must have thought they’d hit the jackpot!

I  spent the summer in the Applecross peninsula in the Scottish Highlands, off-roading in my Land Rover over the ancient mountainous Bealach na Bà (Gaelic for Pass of the Cattle). The scenery was stunning, but the most awe-inspiring sight was watching a family of wild pine martens tucking in to a jar of jam.

Before we were married, my wife and I spent four amazing weeks touring Chile. One of the greatest experiences of the trip combined our love of travel and the great outdoors – a five day circular trek of the Torres Del Paine National Park. It combined all the elements we were looking for, incredible scenery, challenging terrain and the peace and tranquillity of the wilderness.

The moment that will stay with me forever came as we conquered Paso John Gardner – a mountain pass and at 1,200m the highest point of the trek. Having negotiated the scree and patches of snow which made up the ascent, we stopped to take in the view of Glacier Grey beneath us and mountains of Patagonia that seemed to go on forever. After a good rest, we reluctantly began our descent. As we did, a magnificent giant Condor flew in to view, his huge wings outstretched, effortlessly gliding above the white glacier beneath us. It was a beautiful combination of location and nature which we will never forget.

I had a misspent youth travelling around, playing in a band – most of which I can no longer remember, have blocked from my memory, or dare not to repeat in polite company!

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It’s too difficult to pick one travel story as the best part is experiencing different things. I love the memories of many weeks camping and diving on a remote coral cay on the Great Barrier reef as much as hours sitting on tiny plastic chairs eating the worlds best street food in Saigon!

On a recent dream holiday to Disney World I experienced an unusual form of transport delay when I got stuck in a Haunted Mansion ‘Doom Buggy’ during a technical glitch. Thankfully I was entertained by the dancing skeletons and animatronic bats who carried on regardless until the problem was resolved and I was returned to the mortal world.

Whilst fishing on a boat off the coast of Tenerife I caught an 85Kg sting ray, then as I was leaning over the side to get the photo and release it, lost my sunglasses to the Atlantic. Ally 1 – Sting Ray 1.

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My first family camping holiday on the North West coast of Scotland is forever ingrained in my memory. We woke at 5am to the sound of our neighbouring camper shouting “Save the Highland Park!” as she waded through a torrent of water and jumped into her car clutching a bottle of whiskey. Most of the campers evacuated in the same way abandoning shredded tents and scattered belongings blown over the bay. Three hours later we reached civilisation and wandered into a local shop in our muddy shorts and flip-flops. It all felt very surreal in the calm of a small Highland village!

I once took part in a cultural exchange programme to Bejiing, to attend many sports and arts events. At the final reception we were asked to perform a cultural tradition from all four countries of the UK. As one of only a handful of Scots in the party we decided to perform some Scottish Country Dancing and I was the caller/MC when all the delegates from around the world joined in. Everyone must have enjoyed themselves as they asked to keep my Jimmy Shand CD!

I stopped in for a one-to-one Muay Thai lesson while in Phuket, Thailand. I was wearing cheap swimming shorts with built in underwear.

Near the end of the class, the coach had me drilling a right leg block for 10 minutes straight (an unusually long time to drill such a technique). I could hear hysterical laughter coming from all the club members behind me, getting louder every time I raised my leg to block, but didn’t think anything of it until after a few minutes the coach started laughing hysterically too.

I then realised the coach was making me do a right leg block for so long as it was producing a display that the entire club found extremely amusing – I hadn’t noticed that my shorts had ripped and my entire rear was on show every time I raised my leg.

Whilst visiting New Zealand, my friends and I went for a beautiful two-day hike. The scenery was stunning, so stunning in fact that about half of the group missed the only turn on the entire hike, and by the time they realised their mistake it was too late to come back. The rest of us had a good laugh, until we found out they were carrying most of our food. We finished the hike quite hungry, but it was certainly worth it.

Hiking up with some friends to Kleine Scheidegg in Switzerland, myself and a friend managed to get lost and separated from the group. Our phone batteries had died, we were without food or water and the summer sun was beating down on us. We started to doubt whether we’d ever make it to the top! Thankfully we managed to find the path again and made it to the top where the rest of the group were waiting for us with celebratory beers.

While living in the USA, my friends and I decided to take a vacation and do a little travelling to some of the more southern states. My mate Tom (who was notoriously bad at organisation) was only given the responsibility of booking one hostel, while my mates and I booked the rest. Everything seemed to go as planned and we set off to start the holiday in Memphis – staying at the first hostel that Tom booked.

It wasn’t until we arrived at Pilgrim House hostel and were greeted by the host that we realised Tom had accidentally booked us into a Christian youth hostel. This meant no drinking alcohol, no music after 9pm, and daily chores for each guest – some of which were weirdly specific, such as “polish eight doorknobs”. Three days later we left the hostel feeling holier than thou, and knowing that Tom would never be in charge of anything again.

Whilst inter-railing across Europe for several weeks with friends, we visited the small town of Lake Bled in Slovenia. One morning, most of the group was a bit worse for wear, so I and one other friend decided to walk up to Bled Castle, which is renowned for its beautiful views over the Slovenian town and lake. After a strenuous up-hill hike we arrived at the Castle, excited to see the view. It is at this point that Megan, whom I’ve known for years, reveals that she is deadly afraid of heights. I don’t know how I hadn’t known this before. The view from the Castle has a very high vertical drop which only frightened Megan further. I then spent two hours convincing her to come over to the edge in order to appreciate the view. I refused to allow her to travel all this way and miss it. Eventually she did move slowly towards the edge. We then made the long walk home. It is safe to say our friends back in the hostel were concerned about our whereabouts.

My friends and I joined my parents in the Drakensburg mountains for a week. On a warm (yes, warm) South African winter’s day. We left my parents at the holiday house to go on a “short” hike. We were told about the trail but struggled to find it. Boys being boys, we decided to come up with our own pathway. It wasn’t long before it got steep. Holding onto long grass and pulling ourselves up. Eventually, we made it to a steady gradient but soon encountered a rather big fence that we somehow managed to climb over.

Feeling quite confident after making it to the top, we took some pictures and made our way down, this time, sticking to the pathway. Once again, we were greeted by the same fence. We made our way over and continued to follow the path that soon disappeared.  We followed the river downstream, resulting in most of us falling in the river while my friend attempted to Tweet Bear Grylls asking for survival tips as he thought this was the end of us. 6 hours later we were back at the holiday house (no thanks to Bear Grylls) where my parents were in an absolute panic because they couldn’t get a hold of us. We were just happy to have made it back in one piece. Needless to say, this was the first and last time we decided to stray off the path.

After 3 months of working at a kid’s summer camp in Pennsylvania, some friends and I headed to the West Coast, where we found ourselves on Hollywood Boulevard in a run-down hostel dorm with no air conditioning (in mid August!)

As I was walking into the hostel the next day, I was approached by two “TV producers” who told me they worked for the Jimmy Kimmel show in the studios next door. They asked if I’d take part in a game show to win an upgrade to a 5 Star hotel at the end of the road. I was convinced it was some sort of Hollywood scam and showed no interest, but it soon became clear they were serious. Next thing I knew I was mic’ed up, speaking to Jimmy Kimmel and had bagged myself the luxury suite (Woo!)

Unfortunately, my time as an A-lister was shortlived and we had to head back to the Hostel after our 1 night of luxury, but my YouTube legacy lives on.